Arnoldc Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Good news Jim, you've got a lot of help lol :dude: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Don Gillespie Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 LORi P wrote: jimswinder wrote:Arnoldc wrote:how about a week from Saturday then??Tell ya what... Ill send my ex.... But you got to promise me to keep here there.. its a one way ticket!got any pics?Does she cook?Do Windows?Untangle Light Strings?Sorry LORi...You're gonna be sorry, mister!!!First you dump me for Don, then twinkle, then DonFL. NOW Arnold's reject???!!???!!?!Dump me 3 or 4 more times, and it is gonna be over! Do you hear me???? OVER! :D :D now this right here, this is funny, the tears are still coming down my cheeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnoldc Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I like Lori, please tell me there are more like you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimswinder Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 LORi P wrote: Dump me 3 or 4 more times, and it is gonna be over! Do you hear me???? OVER!Will someone warn me when I am up to 3??I don't count so good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Don Gillespie Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 jimswinder wrote: LORi P wrote: Dump me 3 or 4 more times, and it is gonna be over! Do you hear me???? OVER!Will someone warn me when I am up to 3??I don't count so good...how is it we go a couple of weeks and then wham all of the humor is on one thread I love it :D:D:DBy the way your at 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimswinder Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Don Gillespie wrote: how is it we go a couple of weeks and then wham all of the humor is on one thread I love it :D:D:DBy the way your at 5 I know I am just a country hick from Seattle...but I don't think that number (5) is a 3.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Don Gillespie wrote: DonFL wrote: Jeff Millard wrote: I'll toss my ex in too... And no, she doesn't do any of those things you asked. But if you need someone to emulate a jackel from the third concentric ring of Dante's Inferno... she'll do nicely... :cool:JeffFinally! I always thought my ex had a twin sister..and NOW, its confirmed. :cool:Ok we're we all brain dead the first time we said yes LOL after my first foray into stupidity, and then the escape, a dear friend told me two very important things:1. don't screw it up the second time, you can't blame someone else.2. you'll learn very quickly you should have married your second wife first.No truer words have been spoken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 LORi P wrote: jimswinder wrote:Arnoldc wrote:how about a week from Saturday then??Tell ya what... Ill send my ex.... But you got to promise me to keep here there.. its a one way ticket!got any pics?Does she cook?Do Windows?Untangle Light Strings?Sorry LORi...You're gonna be sorry, mister!!!First you dump me for Don, then twinkle, then DonFL. NOW Arnold's reject???!!???!!?!Dump me 3 or 4 more times, and it is gonna be over! Do you hear me???? OVER! :D :D I give up.First I'm accused of stealing Jim, then Jim suggests he's my illegit son.Next thing you know, it will be me stealing pictures of strobes, or starting rumors about the fall/winter/Thanksgiving sale..:shock::shock::( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Don Gillespie Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 DonFL wrote: Don Gillespie wrote: DonFL wrote: Jeff Millard wrote: I'll toss my ex in too... And no, she doesn't do any of those things you asked. But if you need someone to emulate a jackel from the third concentric ring of Dante's Inferno... she'll do nicely... :cool:JeffFinally! I always thought my ex had a twin sister..and NOW, its confirmed. :cool:Ok we're we all brain dead the first time we said yes LOL after my first foray into stupidity, and then the escape, a dear friend told me two very important things:1. don't screw it up the second time, you can't blame someone else.2. you'll learn very quickly you should have married your second wife first.No truer words have been spoken.Exactly now if we show our wives this post will they let us buy more LOR contollers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimswinder Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Don Gillespie wrote: Exactly now if we show our wives this post will they let us buy more LOR contollers NO...They'll just ask for them in the divorce papers... :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LORi P Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Don Gillespie wrote: DonFL wrote: after my first foray into stupidity, and then the escape, a dear friend told me two very important things:1. don't screw it up the second time, you can't blame someone else.2. you'll learn very quickly you should have married your second wife first.No truer words have been spoken.Exactly now if we show our wives this post will they let us buy more LOR contollers If DonFL's wife saw this thread she might let him get more controllers.... but I doubt she'd let him come back to the forum. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LORi P Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Arnoldc wrote: I like Lori, please tell me there are more like you!Thanks! (I have an LOR friend!!) There is only one of me, but that's OK.... my jeans say there is more than enough of me to go around already! :shock::shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Don Gillespie Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 jimswinder wrote: Don Gillespie wrote: Exactly now if we show our wives this post will they let us buy more LOR contollers NO...They'll just ask for them in the divorce papers... :shock:Good point but to get around this if you were to purchase the controllers and let me use them then there would be no settlement needed you would just simply ask for your controllers back and I would gladly send them to you :P:P:P:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Don Gillespie Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 DonFL wrote: I give up.Can i have your stuff :P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Don Gillespie wrote: DonFL wrote: I give up.Can i have your stuff :P:PSorry, my ex-wife and illegit son get first dibs...:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LORi P Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Don Gillespie wrote: jimswinder wrote: Don Gillespie wrote: Exactly now if we show our wives this post will they let us buy more LOR contollers NO...They'll just ask for them in the divorce papers... :shock:Good point but to get around this if you were to purchase the controllers and let me use them then there would be no settlement needed you would just simply ask for your controllers back and I would gladly send them to you :P:P:P:P:PDon -What if your wife asks for them in divorce papers before you give them back??? Poor Jim would be out his controllers. (And you, too.) :shock: :shock: :shock:You really need to think your plans through a little more! :shock:You guys need to send me your controllers to keep them safe until after the divorce(s). They'll be safe with me.... I don't have a wife.... :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnoldc Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 LORi P wrote: Arnoldc wrote: I like Lori, please tell me there are more like you!Thanks! (I have an LOR friend!!) There is only one of me, but that's OK.... my jeans say there is more than enough of me to go around already! :shock::shock:This could be taken in so many different ways... Surprised no one jumped on it yet... But Im keeping my trap SHUT LOl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LORi P Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Arnoldc wrote: This could be taken in so many different ways... Surprised no one jumped on it yet... But Im keeping my trap SHUT LOlThat's because you are the only one with your mind in the gutter. Wait..... for a minute I forgot I was on the LOR forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimswinder Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 LORi P wrote: That's because you are the only one with your mind in the gutter. Wait..... for a minute I forgot I was on the LOR forum! I was going to say my mind is in the gutter!!!But you ARE a lady...and should be treated as such.... :dude:Unless you just want to be "one of the boys"... :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LORi P Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 jimswinder wrote: But you ARE a lady...and should be treated as such.... :dude:Unless you just want to be "one of the boys"... :shock:I don't mind being "one of the boys". Wait!! Is that a bad thing???!!!!??? :shock: :shock:I may have to re-consider... :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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