rainyoregonchristmas Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 If, like me, you are in a town that lacks a Christmas Light contest (those Grinches). I vote for your display. If you've ever used more than four three-way adapters on a single outlet, I vote for you. If you know the difference between SPT1 and SPT2, I vote for you. If you ever fear leaving the house after dark because a GFCI might trip, I vote for you. If you've blistered your fingers pushing lights into holes in coro or plywood, I vote for you. If you know the exact count of lights in your display I vote for you. If you've debated counting the red status LED in your controllers as part of your "Light Count" , I vote for you. If you scour the Black Friday ads simply to price out Christmas lights, I vote for you. If you've ever had to ask a clerk at a store if they have any full cases of lights in the back, I vote for you. If you add "Strobes" to your Christmas wish list, I vote for you. If you count your extension cords in miles, I vote for you. If you covet your neighboring display's pixel tree, I vote for you. If you look at your stock of unused zip ties, and the total is over 5,000, but you fear running out, I vote for you. If you hate the EDIT buton bein gon becuase you mit mispeel, I vot for youd. If...If....If.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCas4380 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 1+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknahoolewa Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 If you have more than one tote completely filled of extensions cords. I vote for youIf you build a 8x10 storage closet in the attic just for christmas light storage. I vote for youIf you discuss christmas prop builbing with the associate at Home Depot in July. I vote for you HAHA.Very funny Ilike this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasmadrive Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 If you ever put up pallet racks and have a forklift at your house to store and move Christmas lights around... I vote for you If you ever bought a bucket truck off of Craigslist just to put up Christmas lights... I vote for you If you keep 1k' or more of SPT wire handy after the show has started "just in case"... I vote for you If you put together 4 monitors on your computer just to make it easier to program with S3... I vote for you. If you have a spare of almost everything electronic "just in case"... I vote for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxdwg Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 If you have 3 storage units down the road to store your Christmas display, I vote for you... If you have shoveled a path in the snow on the ROOF, to fix a 1/2 strand of leds that wont light 100%, I vote for you... If you shovel the snow the city has piled up in front of your minitree line, I vote for you... Merry Christmas everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekb Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Ha. You guys made me laugh this morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasmadrive Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 OMG.. shoveling on the roof.. LOL! Glad we don't have snow! Merry Christmas to All Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob_moody Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 If you ever sent your wife INTO and UNDER the racks at Walmart to retreive cases of lights .. .I vote for you If you add new elements to your display two weeks after its already started .. I vote for you If you ever used a transit to layout your yard grid ... I vote for you.. Merry Christmas ... Bob and Sandra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobschm Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 If you've ever "misted up" watching one of your own sequences for the first time on the house...in real lights ...I vote for you. If you're planning next years display before this years display is up and running...I vote for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstorms Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 If you purchase so many Christmas lights that you feel the need to hide your hoard from your wife...I vote for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubado Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 If you spent more than you could afford, I vote for youIf you're sick of removing tags from light strings and extension cords, I vote for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Boyd Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 If you go to bed at night and can't sleep because you're thinking about what you'll add to next year's show, I vite for you. If your wife says she sometimes feels like a single mother for 2 months out of the year, I vote for you. If you go to any store, and you look at things and wonder," can I use that in my show? I vote for you. Man we are a sick bunch of CLAP junkies, aren't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarrOut Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 If you have garbage bags full of strings that others have given you, I vote for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
75redman Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 If you are not home and you check your security cameras from your phone to make sure your lights are working, I vote for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmac Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 If you have sooo much rebar pounded in the ground to support your elements that you don't have to have lawn aeration done...I vote for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob VandenBoom Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 If the side of your index finger is permanently scared from tightening zip ties.......I vote for you.Scarred, not scared. Although my index finger trembles at the thought of pulling more zip ties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallcrpt Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 If you walk into a big box store and they tell you the percentage off Christmas stock before you can even say Hi If you peek outside every night in the middle of the night, 1. to make sure the show is off 2. make sure your stuff is still there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstorms Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 If your neighbors refer to you as "That Christmas Light Guy" and not in a good way...I vote for you. If you find yourself at the dump looking for the 'good' wire deer...I vote for you. If your wife pours a glass of wine each time you talk about plans for next year...I vote for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasmadrive Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 GREAT THREAD! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james morris Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 If you sit out side in the freezing cold watching your show every night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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