Dennis Laff Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 I thought Texas is big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Arch Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 6 foot or 6 inch tree ?Does size really matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Leonhardt Posted May 3, 2015 Author Share Posted May 3, 2015 Bigger the better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robongar Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 (edited) It's how you use it, so I've heard Edited May 3, 2015 by robongar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Laff Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Don't use it in Canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robongar Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 (edited) There's more ways than one ( I think we've drifted off topic)Be in charge of the BBQ Edited May 4, 2015 by robongar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Leonhardt Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 Lighting a fire with gasoline and a match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Sarge Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Walk into a police station and ask for sun tan lotion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Arch Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I would like to hear some comments supposing it was a female that was naked....these comments are overwhelmingly MALE......She should not go produce shopping and ask if these are ripe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robongar Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Walk into a shoe store and ask in they sell shoes in 3's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
75redman Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Work the ring toss booth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robongar Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Work in a baloney packing factory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryl Lambert Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Hug a TreeMore like hug a cactus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Sarge Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 uhhhhh shut up sarge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul L Johnson Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) get caught on the couch with your girl friends 20 something year old daughter. Edited May 7, 2015 by Paul L Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robongar Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 get caught on the couch with your girl friends 20 something year old daughter.But, 19 year old daughter. Would be ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Sarge Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 does getting caught with ex wife younger over 18 sister count?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max-Paul Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Well at least you kept it in the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robongar Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Ask directions to the milking parlor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumber Plays with Lights Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 (edited) Give directions. They might get confused on which direction you are pointing. Edited May 10, 2015 by Plumber Plays with Lights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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