Tom B. Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 What did the elf say was the first step in using LOR2?"First, YULE LOGon"!One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?Mistle-toes!What's another name for Santa's helpers?Subordinate clauses!What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?You light me up!A Christmas thought:STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneKremer Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 GROAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallan Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Ah Tom! Here is one for you.Two Peanuts were walking down the street,and one was assulted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerrickHoffland Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Two guys walk into a bar.Third guy ducks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom B. Posted November 15, 2007 Author Share Posted November 15, 2007 One can also post just he Punch Lines ... particularly if the setup part would cause a problem:i.e.,Here's one of my favorite jokes ... the punchline anyway."Because they'll fill up with rocks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basis21b Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 An old programmer's joke:Q- Why could God create the Heavens and the Earth in just seven days - and get a day of rest - while it takes a programmer months or years to put out the next release?A - God did not have an installed base!Tom B (The other one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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