EvilM0nkey Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 My MIL insists that this is a song glorifying a pervert / rapist. I looked at the lyrics and I'm scratching my head. Is there something I'm missing here? BOB RIVERS AQUACLAUS LYRICSSitting in a department storeBribing little kids with peppermintSweat on his bulbous noseRubber boots and silly velvet clothesHey, Santa ClausSteaming like a roast duckSpitting out of pieces of his bearded fluffHey, Santa ClausDo what you're told and mind your dad and mommyAnd I'll put a little puppy 'neath your treeSanta Claus my friendDid you think this job was easy?You poor old sodYou jolly S.O.B.In the first week of DecemberThey'll come to crush his kneesWhen the kids are tugging upon his beard,He screams in agonySchnapps is thick on his dog breathHis belly's big and roundAnd he'll dress up like a rabbit in the springHo ho ho hoFa la la laFa la la la la la la laFa la la la la la laFa la la laSitting in a WalMartGiving out canes of peppermintSpitting out his ho ho ho'sSticky fingers smearing rented clothesHey, Santa ClausDying in that hot suitHo ho ho ho Santa Claus http://www.gugalyrics.com/lyrics-1354720/bob-rivers-aquaclaus.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Fischer Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Does your MIL understand that it's a parody of another song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NV1985 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Does she think the santas working in department stores are perverts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilM0nkey Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 She is saying the song is bad because of the original...http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jethrotull/aqualung.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilM0nkey Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Either way that argument is absurd. I'm leaving it. I'm finally happy with the sequencing so it stays 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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