bobschm Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I felt I had to start this thread to get something off my chest. I've been ridiculed for admitting this to the point that I began to pretend and ridicule others like me! For this I am sorry. I now feel I must come clean and admit to all...I LOVE FRUITCAKE! I even like those little green things that are apparently made of an element not of this Earth. I even like that dark dense stuff that will break your toe if dropped on anything but a steel tied boot. I feel better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasmadrive Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 OMG! You mean you actually put that stuff in your body? And you live? WOW! How many broken teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsMeBobO Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 How can you break the chain of Fruitcake re-gifting? I always pass the fruitcake to another person the next year. So there are actually very few fruitcakes but they are always in motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobschm Posted October 28, 2013 Author Share Posted October 28, 2013 Now see. Those are exactly the kind of negative comments I've had to deal with every Christmas. Where's the support!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasmadrive Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 We will "support" your corpse in the upright position when those things come back to haunt you! Stomach pump anyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santas Helper Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I often wonder... is the term "you are what you eat" really is true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobschm Posted October 28, 2013 Author Share Posted October 28, 2013 Hey it's not like I eat it ALL THE TIME!! It's ONCE A YEAR!! Fine. I'm sorry I brought it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob_moody Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Are you kidding .. I LOVE FRUITCAKE !!! Its great to break off a piece and slip it into a slingshot and plink the critters that invade my display ...Its also good for weighing down display elements prone to flying in the wind.Its a sure fire way to get rid of that annoying neighbor (see re-gifting)Hit them with a blacklight on halloween and those little green things give off an errie glow...In a pinch you can mount them on your wheelbarrow when the tire goes flat ..Mini fruitcakes make GREAT hockey pucks .. Yes friends and neighbors .. you GOTTA LOVE FRUITCAKES !!! Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasmadrive Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frybread Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Lovly glorius Fruitcake. I like it too. My Mom makes great fruitcake every Christmas. It is good to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santas Helper Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Lovly glorius Fruitcake. I like it too. My Mom makes great fruitcake every Christmas. It is good to eat. I guess it matters as to how much Rum you put in it. Must be alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic Fortenbach Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Hello my name is Vic, and I love fruitcake. I can eat a small loaf in one sitting.The smell is wonderfull, like a new spring day.The crunch of the nuts, the gooeey sticky stuff.Its all good to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LORisAwesome Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 OMG! You mean you actually put that stuff in your body? And you live? WOW! How many broken teeth? Maybe some bacon would help it? lol Jerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsMeBobO Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 COSMIC COLLISION ALERT You fruit cake eaters are putting us in mortal danger! The world has many fruit cakes in continuous orbit about us but never touching. They pass in secret innocence from person to person in a never ending cycle.If one does land it could upset the equilibrium of the planet. Just dont do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubado Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Lovly glorius Fruitcake. I like it too. My Mom makes great fruitcake every Christmas. It is good to eat. At least you know it's point of origin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LORi P Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 (edited) I often wonder... is the term "you are what you eat" really is true? I think it IS true. http://youtu.be/wneCa_yIuzg?t=30s Edited October 29, 2013 by LORi P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Benedict Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 I think that the more Run you put into it, the less re-gifting there would be. And think of the creative lighting sequences you could create afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGabriel Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Just throw the cake away and drink the rum. Why waste good rum on a year (or years) old dry cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownTown Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 I always hated fruitcake until I tried it. It's great, and now I never turn down an offer of a peice of it. Fruitcake=awesome D.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasmadrive Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 You mean you can actually cut it into pieces? Wow, laser cutters have come a long way in the last several year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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