Darryl Lambert 82 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Hang out with Lorena Bobbit. Link to post Share on other sites
Larry Leonhardt 49 Posted June 6, 2015 Author Share Posted June 6, 2015 Lorena and the Chop Saw ? Link to post Share on other sites
robongar 147 Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 So, Lorena saw it chopped? Link to post Share on other sites
Max-Paul 282 Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 At least it was not a meat grinder. Link to post Share on other sites
Larry Leonhardt 49 Posted June 7, 2015 Author Share Posted June 7, 2015 Meat grinder to sausage press.... Link to post Share on other sites
scubado 129 Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Don't cut aluminum on tablesaw Link to post Share on other sites
robongar 147 Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Just "DON'T" use table saw Link to post Share on other sites
kingfish 63 Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 swim in pond with hungry fish Link to post Share on other sites
vdipaola73 5 Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Attend a Gymnophobic Anomynous meeting. Link to post Share on other sites
robongar 147 Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Then just wear your earbuds Link to post Share on other sites
Old Sarge 174 Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 wrestle with alligators Link to post Share on other sites
robongar 147 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Or anaconda's Link to post Share on other sites
Old Sarge 174 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) stand on a ladder in front of the window to put the topper on the Christmas tree after dark with all the inside lights on. Edited June 11, 2015 by Old Sarge Link to post Share on other sites
scubado 129 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Or anaconda'sWhy, competition? Link to post Share on other sites
Dcroc 108 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I would like to hear some comments supposing it was a female that was naked....these comments are overwhelmingly MALE...... Women should do everything naked. It would make the World a better place. Link to post Share on other sites
shfr26 144 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Women should do everything naked. It would make the World a better place.You have not seen my neighbor have you??? You would not be saying that if you have. Link to post Share on other sites
robongar 147 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I can only guess, you've not seen my neighbor. She does Link to post Share on other sites
Mega Arch 832 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Women should do everything naked. It would make the World a better place.Agree with the others. You must not have ever attended a state fair. Link to post Share on other sites
robongar 147 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Ask the directions to the cock fighting Link to post Share on other sites
Old Sarge 174 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 just go to walmart and watch the walmart shoppers on welfare and food stamp day Link to post Share on other sites
Dcroc 108 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Ok....as wrong as that last one was......I had to laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
Max-Paul 282 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 The truth should never be wrong. BTW direct an Orchestra. Which little baton to watch? Could make some interesting music. Link to post Share on other sites
Larry Leonhardt 49 Posted June 14, 2015 Author Share Posted June 14, 2015 Make it your profile picture.... Link to post Share on other sites
Old Sarge 174 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 dont go to a rodeo just wearing cowboy boots and your cowboy hat.... Link to post Share on other sites
Mega Arch 832 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 dont go to a rodeo just wearing cowboy boots and your cowboy hat.... however, that could give you a convenient place to hang your hat up when not wearing it normally. Link to post Share on other sites
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