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I bring you the ultimate Child Safety Outlet Cover. 

 

 

http://sdrv.ms/1hptcGB

 

 

 

Made of 100% highly durable and corrosion resistant brushed stainless steel.

 

 

 

 

*Guaranteed to render any outlet safe in seconds.

*Creates an instant aversion to electricity for any user.

*Doubles for a night light

*A small space heater

*Fits in your pocket yet is surprisingly easy to use.

*Fun for people of all ages.

*Share it with friends.

*Never pay for high priced electricians again.

*Manufactured in the U.S. of A.

 

 

Can such a wonderful invention really exist?    Yes, yes it does. 

 

CALL NOW!!!

 

Operators are sitting around bored to death waiting for those foolish enough to call.

 

It can be yours now for only one small payment of everything you hold dear...

 

 

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When I first saw the picture, I of course laughed, but then thought of A&P school so many years ago, where one of my "buddies" took some solder and wrapped it around my soldering iron's plug. I go to plug it in and poof, the magic smoke bout scared the crap out of me. I got him back though.

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I bring you the ultimate Child Safety Outlet Cover. 

 

 

http://sdrv.ms/1hptcGB

 

 

 

Made of 100% highly durable and corrosion resistant brushed stainless steel.

 

 

 

 

*Guaranteed to render any outlet safe in seconds.

*Creates an instant aversion to electricity for any user.

*Doubles for a night light

*A small space heater

*Fits in your pocket yet is surprisingly easy to use.

*Fun for people of all ages.

*Share it with friends.

*Never pay for high priced electricians again.

*Manufactured in the U.S. of A.

 

 

Can such a wonderful invention really exist?    Yes, yes it does. 

 

CALL NOW!!!

 

Operators are sitting around bored to death waiting for those foolish enough to call.

 

It can be yours now for only one small payment of everything you hold dear...

bet that handy dandy device packs a whollop for hours of endless entertainment!!!

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Those stainless steel ones are a ONE TIME use only for the unsuspecting individual that plugs it into a LIVE power cord or outlet.   So work properly, make sure their is NO GFCI connected, and that all outlets or extension cords are fully powered when inserted.

 

Oh yea, almost forgot, make sure you water the ground until saturated and there are standing puddles and you are barefoot before insertion for best possible effect. :P

 

I myself, I prefer the plastic variety and with an GFCI outlet. ;)

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I bring you the ultimate Child Safety Outlet Cover. 

 

 

http://sdrv.ms/1hptcGB

 

 

 

Made of 100% highly durable and corrosion resistant brushed stainless steel.

 

 

 

 

*Guaranteed to render any outlet safe in seconds.

*Creates an instant aversion to electricity for any user.

*Doubles for a night light

*A small space heater

*Fits in your pocket yet is surprisingly easy to use.

*Fun for people of all ages.

*Share it with friends.

*Never pay for high priced electricians again.

*Manufactured in the U.S. of A.

 

 

Can such a wonderful invention really exist?    Yes, yes it does. 

 

CALL NOW!!!

 

Operators are sitting around bored to death waiting for those foolish enough to call.

 

It can be yours now for only one small payment of everything you hold dear...

Do you have a link to the site where they can be ordered?  :P

I ordered the wireless extention cord but couldn't figgur how to make it work..... Yet :wacko:

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 Wuss...

I may be a wuss for my pref's George, but I'm still around and kickin'!  Unlike the last person that used those bright and shiny stainless steel, corrosion proof caps without a GFCI... :P  ;)

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Do you have a link to the site where they can be ordered?  :P

I ordered the wireless extention cord but couldn't figgur how to make it work..... Yet :wacko:

 

I had a thought about making them as gag gifts, but then remembered my high school Biology class and Natural Selection.  I figured if I did make and sell them, EVEN IF I put a warning on them, NOT to put them in outlets... someone would claim they couldn't read or I didn't write the warning in their primary language.  "Decoration neH. wej lan vay' HoS 'eS Daqvam, qaStaHvIS."  And would invariably use it.

 

vaj 'e' po'law' puS jIH nerd laH laD SoH.

 

jIHvaD QIn personal nob vaj 'e' laH laD SoH.

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I had a thought about making them as gag gifts, but then remembered my high school Biology class and Natural Selection.  I figured if I did make and sell them, EVEN IF I put a warning on them, NOT to put them in outlets... someone would claim they couldn't read or I didn't write the warning in their primary language.  "Decoration neH. wej lan vay' HoS 'eS Daqvam, qaStaHvIS."  And would invariably use it.

 

vaj 'e' po'law' puS jIH nerd laH laD SoH.

 

jIHvaD QIn personal nob vaj 'e' laH laD SoH.

Ain't that the TRUTH !!!!!!!!!!

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Ain't that the TRUTH !!!!!!!!!!

 

"Decoration neH. wej lan vay' HoS 'eS Daqvam, qaStaHvIS."  And would invariably use it.

 

vaj 'e' po'law' puS jIH nerd laH laD SoH.

 

jIHvaD QIn personal nob vaj 'e' laH laD SoH.

decoration. those branches, three outlet Power movement
then I expert, I am nerd than You can read.

personal Message to me and therefore I give, you won't be able to read

 

Is this anywhere close?  ;)  :ph34r: 

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decoration. those branches, three outlet Power movement
then I expert, I am nerd than You can read.

personal Message to me and therefore I give, you won't be able to read

 

Is this anywhere close?  ;)  :ph34r:

 

Getting close...  I will say this, it translates better to Klingon than back FROM Klingon.

 

It originally said (Paraphrasing)

For decoration only, not for use in powered outlets.  

If you can read this you're more of a nerd than I. 

Personal message me and I'll give you a gift.

 

So the question is should it go to George for identifying it was Klingon, or Orville for attempting to translate it?

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Getting close...  I will say this, it translates better to Klingon than back FROM Klingon.

 

It originally said (Paraphrasing)

For decoration only, not for use in powered outlets.  

If you can read this you're more of a nerd than I. 

Personal message me and I'll give you a gift.

 

So the question is should it go to George for identifying it was Klingon, or Orville for attempting to translate it?

Kinda funny that way isn't it? LOL  English to Klingon always looks and usually sounds good, but when going back, seems it doesn't remember what was actually stated in English. :wacko:

 

Give it to George, he wrote it was in Klingon before I got my "translation attempt" in. ;)

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