rainyoregonchristmas Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 I was getting ready to make a T-shirt for my Christmas display, but then a question from my son seems to have preempted it. I think it's a much better slogan than anything I could come up with. Gosh, this is why I had kids, for the entertainment factor. Here's his question: "So, if a fly lands on dog poop, why can't we smell his feet when he goes buzzing by???" Does that not just scream a tacky T-shirt with a picture of a curled up dead fly on it. I don't know how I can concentrate on a Christmas-y theme now. So what's the best question you've been asked by a little one? -RainyOregonchriStmaS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
75redman Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 (edited) My son, who now is in 3rd grade, a couple of years ago when he was in first grade asked me," When it was going to be naked day at school?" They had been dressing up a different theme everyday that week at school. After I wiped the surprised look off my face and stopped laughing , I told him that isn't until you get to college!! Edited April 10, 2013 by 75redman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LORisAwesome Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 The best t-shirt I ever saw had this on it... One Tequila,Two Tequila,Three Tequila,FLOOR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobschm Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 WARNING rated R! My 3 year old grandson was unwrapping a piece of chocolate and remarked, "This will make me big and strong." Not willing to let a teachable moment go by, I said, "No, THAT will make you big and fat. THIS will make you big and strong." I held out the yogurt I was about to enjoy, and proffering a spoonful said, "THIS will make your bones strong." Another spoonful, "THIS will make your muscles grow." To which he matter-of-factly replied, "Yogurt makes your vagina hurt." After explaining that he was a boy and didn't have one of those, I went on to explain that his statement, wherever he got it, was incorrect. Moving right along....What just happened to my font!? Apologies to those who need reading glasses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubado Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Since we don't have a vendor area yet, several of us have used Jeff to get our shirts done: jeff.skelton@waynetn.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Mitchell Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 When my daughter was very young, I uttered the famous "What part of NO don't you understand?" line. She answered, "I don't understand either part Daddy." I had no reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miaskiewicz christian Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 (edited) The best slogan I found on a T-shirt could be translated like that : stop laughing at me because you may receive a stupid T-shirt for your own birthday too ! Edited April 17, 2013 by miaskiewicz christian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasmadrive Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 OK.. Ok.. have to do it.. One of my employees has a very young daughter who came up with this one. "stick that in your juice box and suck it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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