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If I win tonight, I'll purchase a CCB, CCR, or CCP for everyone on the forums! :) Wish me luck!


PS: You all have to share it! ;)

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Count me in. I just played for the first time in my life today and got 20 tickets. At that price just hitting the smallest payout # would still be a craptastic amount of money.

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I wish to thank all of you that are so bad at math for paying my taxes with your lottery ticket purchase. The chances of you winning are just slightly less than my having been killed by an Apollo moon rocket on it's way to Mars at 12:01pm today.

The sad, sad state of American education nowadays. Sigh.

;)

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mmaness wrote:

I wish to thank all of you that are so bad at math for paying my taxes with your lottery ticket purchase.  The chances of you winning are just slightly less than my having been killed by an Apollo moon rocket on it's way to Mars at 12:01pm today. 

The sad, sad state of American education nowadays.  Sigh. 

;)

 


Haha... I know my odds... They are 80 in 175.5 million! Sounds like great odds to me. :-)
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mmaness wrote:

I wish to thank all of you that are so bad at math for paying my taxes with your lottery ticket purchase. The chances of you winning are just slightly less than my having been killed by an Apollo moon rocket on it's way to Mars at 12:01pm today.

The sad, sad state of American education nowadays. Sigh.

;)




You're more than welcome. You know, people do actually win those fabulous prizes... but you can't win if you don't play. And if you don't win, then you lose. Draw your own conclusions.

D.T.
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mmaness wrote:

I wish to thank all of you that are so bad at math for paying my taxes with your lottery ticket purchase.  The chances of you winning are just slightly less than my having been killed by an Apollo moon rocket on it's way to Mars at 12:01pm today. 

The sad, sad state of American education nowadays.  Sigh. 

;)

 


You are very welcome. Could you explain further as to how we are paying your taxes? Is your tax return going to increase because we purchased lottery tickets? I was under the impression that the proceeds go to local schools/grants/scholarships and to the winning ticket holders of course. Or are you saying that when somebody does in fact win and the IRS takes their massive cut paying millions in taxes somehow helps you out? But wait that couldn't be what you meant because according to your post nobody wins and those who play are some how less educated than yourself. Get off your high horse and leave us "less educated" folk alone while we stand in front of a rocket for fun and a good cause.
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harrison0550 wrote:

mmaness wrote:
I wish to thank all of you that are so bad at math for paying my taxes with your lottery ticket purchase. The chances of you winning are just slightly less than my having been killed by an Apollo moon rocket on it's way to Mars at 12:01pm today.

The sad, sad state of American education nowadays. Sigh.

;)




You are very welcome. Could you explain further as to how we are paying your taxes? Is your tax return going to increase because we purchased lottery tickets? I was under the impression that the proceeds go to local schools/grants/scholarships and to the winning ticket holders of course. Or are you saying that when somebody does in fact win and the IRS takes their massive cut paying millions in taxes somehow helps you out? But wait that couldn't be what you meant because according to your post nobody wins and those who play are some how less educated than yourself. Get off your high horse and leave us "less educated" folk alone while we stand in front of a rocket for fun and a good cause.

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You are very welcome. Could you explain further as to how we are paying your taxes? Is your tax return going to increase because we purchased lottery tickets? I was under the impression that the proceeds go to local schools/grants/scholarships and to the winning ticket holders of course. Or are you saying that when somebody does in fact win and the IRS takes their massive cut paying millions in taxes somehow helps you out? But wait that couldn't be what you meant because according to your post nobody wins and those who play are some how less educated than yourself. Get off your high horse and leave us "less educated" folk alone while we stand in front of a rocket for fun and a good cause.

Dude, this was all in fun and tongue in cheek. If you're offended, I'm sorry .. but just maybe you might want to try a little more fiber in your diet. Couldn't hurt.

Sheesh!
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mmaness wrote:

You are very welcome. Could you explain further as to how we are paying your taxes? Is your tax return going to increase because we purchased lottery tickets? I was under the impression that the proceeds go to local schools/grants/scholarships and to the winning ticket holders of course. Or are you saying that when somebody does in fact win and the IRS takes their massive cut paying millions in taxes somehow helps you out? But wait that couldn't be what you meant because according to your post nobody wins and those who play are some how less educated than yourself. Get off your high horse and leave us "less educated" folk alone while we stand in front of a rocket for fun and a good cause.

Dude, this was all in fun and tongue in cheek. If you're offended, I'm sorry .. but just maybe you might want to try a little more fiber in your diet. Couldn't hurt.

Sheesh!



I believe at this point I will simply agree to disagree with you on what "fun" is. I understand the need for some individuals to belittle or degrade other human beings. It is a common trait for individuals with low self esteem. I'm also aware of how quickly they tend to retreat when called out on their actions by backpedaling and justifying their previous comments with "just kidding" or "its all in fun". I however try not to insult others to begin with so that i never find myself in that position of justifying my words. Ive also lost all interest in discussing this any further so I believe I will go buy more lottery tickets to help out with your taxes.

P.S. Thank you for your concern of my fiber intake. I will stop and grab a bran muffin after I buy more lottery tickets.
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Nurples wrote:

Haha... I know my odds... They are 80 in 175.5 million! Sounds like great odds to me. :-)

As someone suggested: Buy 175.5 million tickets. Choose the numbers yourself to make sure there are no duplicates. Now you are guaranteed to win (at least a portion) of the $640 million.

Even if there are 2 other winners, you will still come out ahead.
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Steven wrote:

Nurples wrote:
Haha... I know my odds... They are 80 in 175.5 million! Sounds like great odds to me. :-)

As someone suggested:  Buy 175.5 million tickets.  Choose the numbers yourself to make sure there are no duplicates.  Now you are guaranteed to win (at least a portion) of the $640 million.

Even if there are 2 other winners, you will still come out ahead.


If I had 175.5 million dollars to buy tickets, I wouldn't need to win!:P
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6PM news was interviewing a lady with the lottery. She said that of all of the possible number combos, 97% possible combos have been used. So, looks like there is a slim chance that this could roll over to Tuesday and over 1 billion in prizes

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Steven wrote:

Nurples wrote:
Haha... I know my odds... They are 80 in 175.5 million! Sounds like great odds to me. :-)

As someone suggested:  Buy 175.5 million tickets.  Choose the numbers yourself to make sure there are no duplicates.  Now you are guaranteed to win (at least a portion) of the $640 million.

Even if there are 2 other winners, you will still come out ahead.


And if you did that, the jackpot would be higher too as a percentage of each ticket increases the jackpot.

Remember the definition of lottery...tax on people who can't understand math. (and yes, I paid $48 in taxes today). I gave away one ticket with the caveat that if the recipient won, she is forbidden to give me any portion of the winnings and use them only for good.

What I didn't tell her is that I purchased the exact same numbers for myself also. :P
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Nurples wrote:

If I win tonight, I'll purchase a CCB, CCR, or CCP for everyone on the  forums! :D  Wish me luck!


PS: You all have to share it! :P


Instead of one for us to share, you can buy each of us one. It would cost a mere $2.6 million which is less than 2% of the after-tax cash value.
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I don't care if the chances are one in a billion, thats still one more chance for me to get all the CCB's I would ever need.

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Max-Paul wrote:

6PM news was interviewing a lady with the lottery. She said that of all of the possible number combos, 97% possible combos have been used. So, looks like there is a slim chance that this could roll over to Tuesday and over 1 billion in prizes

No worries, with the numbers I have, I am sure I just increased the odds of it rolling over till Tuesday ... :?
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I just got back from my last dash to buy a few more tickets. I have to say that was fun, I passed 5 gas stations before I found one that I could even pull into the parking lot. Even if I don't win a dime it was fun to wait in a line where people didn't get mad for waiting but actually talked to each other about what they would do if they did win.

You still got an hour or so to play so go get a ticket if you havnt already!

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Steven wrote:

As someone suggested: Buy 175.5 million tickets.

if it took you 5 seconds to fill out each Lotto Slip...it would take you 28 years to fill out the 175.5 million combinations..

better hurry...you have less than an hour to get it done!!! :P
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