TJ Hvasta Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 The US Navy just launched the new aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford... the only problems it has, is it keeps listing to 1 side and running into low bridges..The Pentagon also announced the name for it newest carrier.. The "USS Jimmy Carter".. it will be the worlds first Green attack carrier. It will be fueled by used peanut oil, cruise at a top speed of 4knots, and its aircraft will run on Sweet Tea. The traditional "Smoking Lamp" will be replaced by a "Scoal Lamp"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
testraub Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 OUCH! Bad Joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownTown Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Ya, Jeff, you made me chuckle.Happy now?D.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Jeff Millard wrote: C'mon, nobody thought that was funny? :XJeffI thought that was what Nixon said to Jerry Ford after Tricky Dick accidentally spilled coffee in Jerry's lap....Maybe it was funny..but first time I heard it, I almost fell off of my dinosaur......:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Hvasta Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 tuff crowd, tuff crowd!!! waitresses better check for Haldol in th' drinks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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