Guest guest Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Here by, notice is given:I will consider the highest bidder to the first person to completely install my light show, design all the musical sequences, and bake cookies for me (for Santa, of course) ... to my specifications, and generally anal standards.Oh, and you must guarantee that it is fully installed by the 12th of November.Thank you ... I'll sit here and await your offers.T.PS: All offer must be in monopoly money, via paypal ... cookies must arrive prior to consideration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Just how many cookies are we talking here?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 hay Tom, are you hit'n the Egg nog a little early? :laughing: I an't got no monopoly money, but I got a get out of jail free card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Ha Ha I'll give ya some 80 channel sequences if I ever start making them for this year!Zac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Preferential Treatment will be given to bids that include any or all of the following:Tollhouse Choc. Chip cookies -- big ones, with not too many chips, and NO nutsTriple Chocalate Choc. Chip cookies -- again, no nutsMakes reference to -- and or uses music performed on -- a Glockenspiel -- in the proper contextAnd, finally, knows who "Natalia Nikolaevna Zakharenko" is, and why "we" might revere herI'll leave you to sharpen your pencils now.....T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 tom, no problemas an experienced lor user i am sure i can complete the task at hand. after sitting for hours toiling over 32 channel sequences for hours and hours, i have the utmost confidence i can do it for you.lets see1 box of toll house cookie mix - $2.501 gallon of milk - $ 2.75produce and setup 112 channel show by nov 12th - $100,000.00the look on you face right now - pricelessgood luck and let me knowJim:tree: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Okay, cudos to Jim ... FINALLY, someone who's paying attention.Here's the problem, I can live with the $100k ... it is the cheapness/scrooge like qualities represented by the one box of Tollhouse cookes ... presumably, not even homemade!Whassup with dat!T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 if you carfully reread the offer, it was a box of mix so i can make them homemade. i would never produce an inferior cookie before its time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 I have 10 sequences for 112 channels. 13 when I'm done.Course .. their set up for my display ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Jim,Sorry, I miss read ... but, although better ... I BELIEVE you can do better. Santa is counting on you.As for Don ... who ever so smugly intoned: "I have 10 ... blah blah blah ... 13 when done." I say to you, "FINE!!!!"(Silly tricks are for kids ... #(&$( @(*#&( @#*$&(( @*#&$ (@*# !!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Tom, I think you went off the deep end!!! I am sure I can have all of your stuff up and ready for you by the 12th of November. Well hold on let me look at my calender...................... Yep I got time in about 4 months to start putting it up for your two thousand and seven display. :laughing::laughing::laughing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Weather Report:Currently Sunny ... and 50-ishAdded Bonuses, to the winning bidder:I will give constructive criticism as your work progresses ... I will do this without charge, or deduction from your bidI will double check your work, perhaps even triple check ... think of the time this will save youOn particularly cold or rainy days, while you are installing these lights, etc., I will sit just inside the nearest window ... so that you can enjoy the pleasure of knowing that I'm inside dry and warmAnd, I will take all the credit for your work at the end of this process so that you will not be besieged unnecessarily by others -- I believe this is only fairThank you, and I look forward to hearing from more bidders.Merry Christmas,T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Weather Report:Currently Sunny ... and 50-ishAdded Bonuses, to the winning bidder:I will give constructive criticism as your work progresses ... I will do this without charge, or deduction from your bidI will double check your work, perhaps even triple check ... think of the time this will save youOn particularly cold or rainy days, while you are installing these lights, etc., I will sit just inside the nearest window ... so that you can enjoy the pleasure of knowing that I'm inside dry and warmAnd, I will take all the credit for your work at the end of this process so that you will not be besieged unnecessarily by others -- I believe this is only fairThank you, and I look forward to hearing from more bidders.Merry Christmas,T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Weather Report:Currently Sunny ... and 50-ishAdded Bonuses, to the winning bidder:I will give constructive criticism as your work progresses ... I will do this without charge, or deduction from your bidI will double check your work, perhaps even triple check ... think of the time this will save youOn particularly cold or rainy days, while you are installing these lights, etc., I will sit just inside the nearest window ... so that you can enjoy the pleasure of knowing that I'm inside dry and warmAnd, I will take all the credit for your work at the end of this process so that you will not be besieged unnecessarily by others -- I believe this is only fairThank you, and I look forward to hearing from more bidders.Merry Christmas,T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Afflac!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Tom B. wrote: Thank you, and I look forward to hearing from more bidders. Provider three bids 50 quatloos that the display will be unsequencable and will have to be destroyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Tom B. wrote: Preferential Treatment will be given to bids that include any or all of the following:Tollhouse Choc. Chip cookies -- big ones, with not too many chips, and NO nuts Triple Chocalate Choc. Chip cookies -- again, no nuts Makes reference to -- and or uses music performed on -- a Glockenspiel -- in the proper context And, finally, knows who "Natalia Nikolaevna Zakharenko" is, and why "we" might revere herI'll leave you to sharpen your pencils now.....T.Cookies are easy, no matter the chip count.Glockenspiel? At Christmas? Isn't that more of an Octoberfest thing? But if you want elfs, kings and queens, marching bands or skeletons hitting cymbals or each other while running around a clock so be it!I don't really revere Natalie Wood, more I adore her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Tom B. wrote: As for Don ... who ever so smugly intoned: "I have 10 ... blah blah blah ... 13 when done." I say to you, "FINE!!!!"Uh, okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 T - Thanks for doin' the research!D - I'm just GREEN!!!!! What can I say.Thanks all for keep the smile in this project.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 RayNMesa wrote: Afflac!!!!!!!!!!!Hey! Not to get off subject...but what does that mean?My little sister has a stuffed little duck adn every time you press it's stomach....it says..Afflac! Afflac! Afflacccccccccc!!!!!!!!!!!...It is so stupid! I don't even get what it says/means!Thanx,luke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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