LORi P Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) OK - here is my long-awaited thread fishing for pity about being locked in a room sequencing with a rather flatulent George. shfr26 - You locked me in a room with George to do sequencing and you are wondering how I know that he farts?? Really??? The worst part of it is that he refuses to wear a headphones when sequencing. He plays his music so loud I cannot even hear my song playing in my headphones. How am I supposed to concentrate on my sequencing when all I hear is this?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFZo8O_r1ro&feature=share&list=PL55DAC5AF450FB5FE Edited October 2, 2013 by LORi P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarrOut Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 So, I take it George isn't a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LORi P Posted October 2, 2013 Author Share Posted October 2, 2013 Shhhh... don't call George a dog. You might hurt his feelings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Simmons Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 The worst part of it is that he refuses to wear a headphones when sequencing. He plays his music so loud I cannot even hear my song playing in my headphones. How am I supposed to concentrate on my sequencing when all I hear is this?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFZo8O_r1ro&feature=share&list=PL55DAC5AF450FB5FE I don't need to wear no stinking headphones. Those are for girls. I don't need to worry about my hearing since I dispense hearing aids and can always just grab a pair for personal use. And that song, my dear, is gonna be this year's viral light-show hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santas Helper Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 George,I think a special sequence for LORi (showing her best picture) in your display is in order.I mean at least show some appreciation to her. Sorry, no gas mask is allowed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LORi P Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 George,I think a special sequence for LORi (showing her best picture) in your display is in order.I mean at least show some appreciation to her. Sorry, no gas mask is allowed.... I don't know what this means, but I am pretty sure it should scare me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orville Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) What Lori, no ventilator fans in that small room? No windows either? Just a single door with no escape unless someone opens it with a key from the outside to let you and George out? Oh do I truly pity you stuck in their with a guy with terminal flatulents! Edited October 3, 2013 by Orville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbayjohn Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 OK - here is my long-awaited thread fishing for pity about being locked in a room sequencing with a rather flatulent George. shfr26 - You locked me in a room with George to do sequencing and you are wondering how I know that he farts?? Really??? The worst part of it is that he refuses to wear a headphones when sequencing. He plays his music so loud I cannot even hear my song playing in my headphones. How am I supposed to concentrate on my sequencing when all I hear is this?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFZo8O_r1ro&feature=share&list=PL55DAC5AF450FB5FE I pity you Lori . Im not sure I could handel listing to that song over and over. Maybe a set of noise reduction headphones are in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Polenchar Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Lori and George, Just so we are all on the same page here. Flatulence, also known as "farting" or "passing wind", is the passing of gas from the digestive system out of the back passage.Flatus is the medical word for gas generated in the intestinal tract. Medical literature describes flatulence as "flatus expelled through the anus".Flatulence is commonly a source of laughter or embarrassment. Excessive flatulence can cause enormous discomfort and distress, mainly when there are other people around. A bout of flatulence can strike at the most undesirable moments - during a meeting, or even worse in a crowded elevator. In the majority of cases, it is not a serious condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LORi P Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 Lori and George, Just so we are all on the same page here. Flatulence is commonly a source of laughter or embarrassment. Excessive flatulence can cause enormous discomfort and distress, mainly when there are other people around. A bout of flatulence can strike at the most undesirable moments - during a meeting, or even worse in a crowded elevator. In the majority of cases, it is not a serious condition.Joe, trust me, my nose and I were already on that page. But your 'reminder' above causes me to reflect. Since George may be 'suffering' enormous discomfort and embarrassment, maybe I should not be calling attention to it....... Nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shfr26 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I think you would have a very hard time trying to embarrass George. He has thick skin and a sense of humor, something that is missing here alot lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Simmons Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I think you would have a very hard time trying to embarrass George. He has thick skin and a sense of humor, something that is missing here alot lately. Too bad my skin isn't thick enough to keep my sphincter from opening at those inopportune moments. Sorry Lori, but it's difficult conjuring up much sympathy for a babe who causes herself so much trouble. I think I'm beginning to see what caused your thing with Jim to wilt away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caniac Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 OK - here is my long-awaited thread fishing for pity about being locked in a room sequencing with a rather flatulent George. shfr26 - You locked me in a room with George to do sequencing and you are wondering how I know that he farts?? Really??? The worst part of it is that he refuses to wear a headphones when sequencing. He plays his music so loud I cannot even hear my song playing in my headphones. How am I supposed to concentrate on my sequencing when all I hear is this?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFZo8O_r1ro&feature=share&list=PL55DAC5AF450FB5FEyou poor thing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LORisAwesome Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Too bad my skin isn't thick enough to keep my sphincter from opening at those inopportune moments. Sorry Lori, but it's difficult conjuring up much sympathy for a babe who causes herself so much trouble. I think I'm beginning to see what caused your thing with Jim to wilt away...What?!? Lori and her Poopsy Woopsy are no more??? Say it isn't so. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orville Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) OK - here is my long-awaited thread fishing for pity about being locked in a room sequencing with a rather flatulent George. shfr26 - You locked me in a room with George to do sequencing and you are wondering how I know that he farts?? Really??? The worst part of it is that he refuses to wear a headphones when sequencing. He plays his music so loud I cannot even hear my song playing in my headphones. How am I supposed to concentrate on my sequencing when all I hear is this?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFZo8O_r1ro&feature=share&list=PL55DAC5AF450FB5FENo sledgehammer to squash the speakers spewing that horrid song? I'd never get anything done either if I had to be tortured listening to that either! And to top it locked in their George having explosive flatulents! Oh you poor woman you! Edited October 3, 2013 by Orville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan.a Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 OK - here is my long-awaited thread fishing for pity about being locked in a room sequencing with a rather flatulent George. shfr26 - You locked me in a room with George to do sequencing and you are wondering how I know that he farts?? Really??? The worst part of it is that he refuses to wear a headphones when sequencing. He plays his music so loud I cannot even hear my song playing in my headphones. How am I supposed to concentrate on my sequencing when all I hear is this?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFZo8O_r1ro&feature=share&list=PL55DAC5AF450FB5FEOh my goodness, why did I click the link. I'll never learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGabriel Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I got gas who wants to hug me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Polenchar Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I got gas who wants to hug me? No Man Hugs For You. We do not want to accidently squeeze one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGabriel Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 No Man Hugs For You. We do not want to accidently squeeze one out.I guess I will have to go out and hug a telephone pole than Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobschm Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I got all confused. I thought the topic was "Fart Party" I was curious what that could be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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