Tim Fischer Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Wow, how did I miss this pun thread? I guess I'll just go cow-er over in the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Fischer Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 rstately wrote: this reminds me of that old saying, "why buy milk when you have a cow at home". ( I might have mixed that up a little?)I believe it's "Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?", at least that's the way my mom used to quote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rstately Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Tim Fischer wrote:rstately wrote: this reminds me of that old saying, "why buy milk when you have a cow at home". ( I might have mixed that up a little?)I believe it's "Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?", at least that's the way my mom used to quote it.That's how the saying was before I got married! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Simmons Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Do you ever wonder what the first human who tried cow's milk was thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Fischer Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 George Simmons wrote: Do you ever wonder what the first human who tried cow's milk was thinking? Heh, someone forward me one of those "ponderable things" emails the other day, and they had an item to that effect. Something to the effect of "Ever wonder who the first person was who saw a cow and thought 'Hey I'm going to pull on those things and drink whatever comes out!'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Hvasta Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 I wanna know how did anyone come up with the idea ta tip them over while they slept.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryl Lambert Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 TJ Hvasta wrote: I wanna know how did anyone come up with the idea ta tip them over while they slept..I guess they'ed be crying over spilled milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rstately Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 George Simmons wrote:Do you ever wonder what the first human who tried cow's milk was thinking? I just hope they didn't try the "Bulls" milk first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Hvasta Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 snort LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Tim Fischer wrote: Wow, how did I miss this pun thread? I guess I'll just go cow-er over in the corner.I would suspect "cow-lusion" on the part of several people that kept you from participating... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 rstately wrote: George Simmons wrote:Do you ever wonder what the first human who tried cow's milk was thinking? I just hope they didn't try the "Bulls" milk first!Or the cookies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Hvasta Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 "Cud" these get any more lame??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Young Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Now where did I put my boots????..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Hvasta Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 calfskin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_Regal78 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I've read so many cow jokes in the past 24 hours I need my "cow"culator to keep track of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Hvasta Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Well, ya better get off yer rump, and hoof it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimswinder Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 TJ Hvasta wrote: Well, ya better get off yer rump, and hoof it!!Would he be on the "lamb" then? :shock:Thought I would switch animals and get some new jokes...ewe guys for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Hvasta Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 no, goat jokes are just baaaaaad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimswinder Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 TJ Hvasta wrote: no, goat jokes are just baaaaaadummmm...we/I was talking about lambs/sheep...not goats.If we were talking goats, then we would be "kidding" around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Hvasta Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 yeah, goats, jus' baaaaaad, so I'm gonna bleet it outta here while I still can so you dont pull the wool over my eyes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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